Walkin with my baby she’s got great big feet,
She’s long, lean, and lanky and aint had nothing to eat,
But she’s my baby and I love her just the same.
Crazy bout that woman cause Caldonia is her name.
« Caldonia, Caldonia,
What makes your big head so hard ? »
I love you, love you just the same.
I’ll always love you baby cause Caldonia is your name.
You know my mama told me to leave Caldonia alone.
She said « Son, Caldonia’s bad for your ****,
Keep away from her. »
But mama don’t know how is love with Caldonia
So I’m going down to Caldonia’s house
And ask her just one more time :
« Caldonia, Caldonia,
What makes your big head so hard ? »